I decided to order Bayba's birthday cake from Albertsons. The baker was kind enough to put a rush on a spur-of-the-moment order so it will be ready, tomorrow afternoon. I picked out a dinosaur theme. The little toy dinosaurs on the cake roar. Fo' real. Bayba's going to be stoked.
The baker said, "Oh, you must have a little boy!"
I said, "No. A girl actually."
She was smiling as she wrote down my order.
I can't wait to see Bayba's face when her roaring, candle-burning cake arrives at the table.